Hate Mail part I

A while ago someone left me that comment:

Dude, you need a perfect English? How the fuck do you plan on being a writer when you aren’t even aware that English needs to be capitalized? Your blog blows, your digg profile blows (700 Billions? WTF is 700 billions? You gonna submit the same themed story for the next month of your pathetic life?), and are you a faggot (as you so eloquently put it to another digg member)? Moderate this comment if you wish. I’d be willing to bet your Google stock you wont publish this cocksucker.

Regards,
Nick, a fellow digger and writer with much perfecter english than you.

It’s hilarious people don’t realize how much information they leave, even when they leave a simple comment. Some people might call me totally immature for what I’m about to do but I frankly don’t care. Mr. Nick (or is it already if I call you Dick? It’s so close anyway, and don’t worry I am checking capitalization, dumbass), Mr. Dick left that gracious comment after I published an article on the 700 Billions bailout (I have no clue what his “WTF” is about by the way) under the e-mail feloniousrambler@yahoo.com.

A simple Google query reveals how much of a big loser this guy is. It doesn’t take long to find his shit blog http://www.feloniousramblings.com/ where you can learn in less than 10 seconds that he is single, and male. A good combo, especially important when you need “perfecter english”.

And what is his shit blog about? The same old crap any leftist anarchist loser spends his time on. More conspiracy crap, more anti-police stuff. Mr. Dick couldn’t even make the banner works properly and now HE is giving me lessons?

I tried to read a few of his texts but then I realized just how boring pro-marijuana could be. Stupid biased statistics about marijuana fixing the economy and curing cancer. More quotes from 1 cop out of 1,000,000 saying marijuana should be legalized. And even more texts written like the author was high. There are few things in life more annoying than a pro-marijuana hippie piece of shit except maybe people who read that kind of crap.

Who exactly cares about marijuana getting legalized? I mean, really? You all know it’s never going to be legalized anyway so stop wasting your time. It simply won’t happen. Not because marijuana is evil or because pot is bad but simply because the vast majority of population is opposed to it, no matter what your “75% of people want marijuana legalized” made from a survey of purely 13-19 teenager. You will stop thinking marijuana is KEWL when you grow up, seriously.

I could write a whole anti-marijuana page if I wanted but that’s not the point. Mr. Dick pretends my Digg profile blows. Oh noes, my fictive profile on a fictive website sucks! Who cares? I know people who build an entire life on Facebook and manage to get sex and even make money out of it. I can respect that. I can even respect people promoting stories on Digg, burying the other articles, for money. But I can’t tolerate anyone who really takes this shit seriously and check others’ profiles and rate them like they even represented 1% of what these people really are.  Again, who cares? Anyone can write anything he wants in a profile. 

My Google stock? It’s not because you can only afford one that I do as well. I have close to one hundred Google shares and building. More than $36,000 as of this writing and going strong. More money than you’ll ever get. Get your “perfecter” (how can something be “perfecter”? Either something is perfect, either it isn’t. There aren’t levels of perfection you stupid dumbass, get the fuck out Mr. English) English out of here, go smoke a bowl and keep working at McDonald’s, where every pothead inexorably ends his life, while still promoting that “marijuana is not a gateaway drug” and other bullshit articles no one in the real world gives a shit about.