Am I the only one who doesn’t give a shit about Hockey?

A while ago, I used to be a huge hockey fan. I would listen to every game and feel excitement anytime “Habs” - a shortened version of “Habitants” which basically means “Morons” - came close to count a goal. Then, I’ve grown up and realized I didn’t give a shit.

Why? It’s bullshit, that is why. Supposedly the big punch right now is trying to get a place for the series. Who cares? I couldn’t give a shit less if Habs didn’t make it to the series. What is it going to change in my life? Why should I care about some dumb players doing some dumb shit on ice? How is that going to improve my life?

The biggest challenge in the NHL is to win the Stanley Cup. So what? What does it even proves to “win the Stanley Cup”? Nothing. It doesn’t even prove you are the best of the league, it could be due to luck, i.e. strong teams lost by bad luck. It’s just a goddamn cup and next year it won’t be yours anymore. Oh look at me, I can play hockey, woohoo!

Note: I don’t give a shit about anyone winning the Stanley Cup. No matter what everyone thinks, it’s not a “big achievement”. For them, maybe. For me, why should I care? There are few things in life more annoying than a hockey player. They’re all fucking morons, I’ll tell you. I won’t go over the fact they are over-overpaid but I’ll repeat they’re dumb shit partying all the time and hoping the game ends as soon as possible so they can go back at smoking weed and dealing with the mafia, betting against their own teams.

Hockey players are stupid jerks and I don’t understand any of the attention society gives to these morons. There was an interview the other day on some stupid player I never heard of and how he liked movie X and movie Y. Who cares?  Why don’t they interview some doctors, policemen, even lawyers would be better than some pothead who will spend his life hitting a puck. Oh, how gratifying, what a contribution to the society!

Then come the morons who pretend it’s all entertainement and that these people entertain us. I’ll tell you what: you morons only go to hockey games because you got nothing better to do. You have boring life in office not doing shit and the only thing you do to compensate is go to some hockey game so you can talk about it at job. I’m sure if you had other priorities and responsabilities you wouldn’t waste your time and nearly $300 (with $10 beer, nothing less) on some stupid game.

Hockey is not a bad sport. NHL sucks. A few years ago there was a year-long strike about some players asking some dumb shit which was potentially the best year of my life. It was about some dumb players wasting a few hundreds thousands dollars on some “organisation”  and not wanting to play hockey. EXCUSE ME?? You don’t wanna play hockey? You are on strike? FOR HOCKEY? We are not taking of teachers earning $25,000 per year or police officers getting $500 if they get shot by a bullet (google it up), we are talking of people paid around $100,000 per day of work. STRIKING???

Perhaps the next most stupid thing are agents.  I never understood who was stupid enough to hire some dumb agent. An artist, absolutely comprehensible. An athlete? It’s THAT hard to sign a contract with a team? It’s not like you need a tons of leads to do show all over the world and needs tons of organisation. You only need to sign a contract every few years. Hockey players are dumb.

Another thing that pisses me off badly are hockey commentators. Man do I hate these guys, but eventually I’ll make a whole article on them. Anyway, back to hockey, who cares about whether or not your team won? Yay, habs won! So what? SO FUCKING WHAT? Who cares? Are you going to get a raise because your team scored a goal? I never understood why anyone cared about points. I could understand that a major fan wants them to go to the series to have more games to watch, but winning or losing? Are we still little kids, ROFL my team is better than yours! Players get paid anyway, theymight not get as many bonuses but the difference is marginal. As for you, your team winning or losing won’t do crap.

In a perfect world NHL would die and no one would waste his team “feeling excitement” whenever his team (whatever is “his” team? Does he has shares in them? And also, it’s not “we” win, you are not part of the team, jackass) comes close to score a goal. YAY, a goal. So? So? Is your life empty of strong emotions to this point?