Stories that never made it.

Confession: I write. A lot. And most of the stuff I write is usually even worse than what I publish (in my communication book, they said it’s always bad for a blogger to talk against himself and that it would make your blog appear less professional, but if you’re not capable of laughing at yourself, what good are you?). Specifically, here are a few stories I wrote in dubious circumstances that never made it — in clear words, stories that suck too much even for this blog.

My library pisses me off

I was at the library today working on an article when a lady pissed me off. I usually take sheets from a small pad where they put recycled paper for people to use. You know, they give paper they usually thrash out to people who could need it.

I often use that paper to write because it’s a cheap, efficient way to be able to write. Today, I was working on a long article and went to take paper for the second time. The lady told me “Slow down, leave some for the other”. Gosh do I hate her. No one ever takes that paper anyway and I bet it just ends up in the trash. Who cares if I take a dozen of paper, to actually WRITE useful stuff. Dumb bitch. As she refused to give me more — there is apparently a limit on how much paper one can take — I went upstairs and stole some white paper from the printer. Yes, I wasted fresh, new paper they actually bought and paid for. Who’s the bitch now?

Mr Anti-Social

One thing that is particularly painful when you first-term classes in your last year is that you are with stupid dumbasses. One other problem when you’re in a cheap university taking a class from a cheap class because “it interests you” is that you’ll be with weirdos. I could talk to you about Mr. Nigger who really speaks like “Hey MIZZZTER” or ” WUZZUP” or Ms.Shut-the-fuck-up who doesn’t shut her fucking mouth, but I am going to talk about Mr. Anti-Social. Once during a class, I made the mistake of telling him he was clothed exactly like the teacher (he was). I told him he had the same haircut and apparently this was too much. He told me to talk to him after class. What a fucking prick. If he can’t even take a little joke, fuck him.

I might take life insurance while taking the bus

So there is a driver so stupid I’d rather have a blind and deaf person driving the bus. Mr. Driver apparently doesn’t see stop signs even until he is 5 meters away from them. Even after years driving in this town, he can barely follow the road, often driving in the bicycle’s lane. Mr. Driver apparently think all lights will magically turn green before he is at the light so he doesn’t slow down until he’s actually at the light. On the highway, it’s even worse: he drives so badly I pray sometimes for my survival. He acts like he falls asleep every five fucking minutes, almost crashing the bus out of the road. He’s too old to drive, final answer. I might have to wake up at 4:00AM to avoid getting him as a driver.

I’m bored, I’m tired and I hate my life.

Life sucks. You do shit, you become a shit yourself, and then you die. What’s the point. You work every day for some dumb useless shit you hate hoping that one day your situation does improves. I worked this summer; is this really what I’m going to do all my life? Really? Whore myself for more cash and spend all the days being bored to death while I age and become impotent?

Life sucks. I’m bored. It’s pointless to work hard, someone will just destroy it for you. Pay your taxes, don’t ask too many questions, keep working and eventually your life will improve. I wouldn’t bitch if at least people weren’t stupid bitches. I have a girl in one of my class: to ask the teacher a question, she repeats the last ten words he said in an interrogative way while adding “right” and “so”..

TEACHER: … and this proves our last hypothesis was biased and thus invalid. The conclusion is false.

HER: This proves our hypothesis was invalid, right? So the conclusion is not right?

Dumb bitch. People who work hard never suceed. You can be a hard-worker all your life and you’re just going to lose it to some prick. That’s how life goes: the more money you have, the more people will try to steal it.

Incompetents are rampant within our society. They occupy every sphere of our society. While an incompetent will never (rarely) make it to CEO, most managers and supervisors are just lazy fucks who got lucky or sucked enough dicks. That’s how life goes. If you got too much ambition, if you are too skilled, you WILL make ennemies that will do anything to take you off. God do I hate society.

I’m tired. I’m working for nothing. Results never came and even if I make money, I lose it to the stock market because some dumbasses (see: above paragraph) ruined it. God do I hate my life.